The "guilty" party is a 6'5" goofball named Jeremy. Jeremy is rarely ever serious and he rarely ever sits still. His harassing comments usually make my stomach turn, but this conversation was pretty funny.
Jeremy: Miss G, why did you break up with your boyfriend?
Me: Jeremy, it just didn't work out.
Jeremy: Did he cheat on you?
Me: Jeremy, no. Just let it go.
Jeremy: Did he beat you?
Me: Jeremy no. Again, let it go.
Jeremy: I bet he looks like a pirate.
Me: Ah, no. Last I checked, he doesn't own a parrot and still has all his appendages.
Jeremy: I'll marry you Miss G. I'll treat you real nice.
Me: Ew, Jeremy...no.
Jeremy: WHY NOT????!!!
Me: A: I'm not Mary Kay Letourneau, and B: Ew.
Ebony: Oooooo! G, if you let us dress you up, we'd take you out into the hood, and you'd find yourself a man right quick! Guys in our hood would think you real fine!
Me: Ah, no.
Jeremy: G, you wait. Give me a coupla years. When I graduate, we'll get married.
Me: Ah, no. However, I like that you are thinking about getting to graduation.
Jeremy: You just wait G. We'll go to Baltimore for the honeymoon.
Me: Hmmmm...sounds romantic Jeremy, but don't hold your breath.
8 comments:
Really?? Even with Baltimore as the lure?? What a special treat. Damn, dangle Baltimore in front of my face and I'd be all over what I was being proposed because, like, Baltimore!
The absolute best part of that is, "However, I like that you are thinking about getting to graduation."
oh my gawd!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAAA Dang it's like the comedy factory every stinkin day in there HAHAHAHAHAHAA
My favorite part is that they'll have to dress you up so you have the right look :)
Love the stories, keep them coming.
LMAO!!!!!! Ohhhhh Baltimore...did you just swoon at that thought?
damn.
ate to the soiree and all the funny comments are taken.
if youre me.
I lacketh in the funny comments.
Your Reason B is quite elegant. Good choice. ;)
I do love these stories.
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