Conversation I just had...
LaTavia: I'm gonna get "BM" tattoo on my forearm.
Me: Do you know what BM stands for honey?
LaTavia: Baby Mama
Me: Ah, no. LaTavia, BM stands for Bowel Movement.
LaTavia: (moment of silence)....what's that?
Me: Bowel Movement means poop. So, if you put BM on your arm, most people will think you just pooped on your arm.
LaTavia: Oh....I'm not gonna do that.
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