Andrew: (running out of the locker room in distress) Mamamamamamamamiss G!
Me: Yes, Andrew...slow down.
Andrew: Wawawawawawawhere ddddddid those mmmmmmiddle schoolers go?
Me: They went to their class, why?
Andrew: Ththththththey did something in the locker room! Can't you hear that? Wait....(holds up index finger as if to shush me so I could hear the noise).
Me: Ya. It sounds like running water.
Andrew: Ththththththey did something to that thing where our pee comes out.
Brain Mouth Filter: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Me: Do you mean the urinal?
Andrew: Yuyuyuyuyuyuyuyes! If that's what you call it?! Can I go find them and make them fix it?!
Me: No.
Andrew: (becoming increasingly agitated) Whuwhuwhuwhuwhy?
Me: Well, because I'm sure they don't know that much about plumbing Andrew. Calm down. We will just have to wait until one our male staff members gets to the gym. I will ask him to go into the locker room and check it out. I know you didn't do anything wrong Andrew. I just can't go in there and fix it for you because I can't see you naked. Remember? I'm a girl.
Andrew: Oh. Ya. IIIIIIIIIIII understand you now G. (calmly walks back into the lockeroom)
2 comments:
Nothing interesting ever happens to me at work.
WOW, you are off to a good start for 2nd semester.
Patrick, come to any jr highor high school any day of the year and you will see ALL kinds of interesting things.
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