Running, running, some swimming, and more running is the answer.
I am an reasonably intelligent woman. I know that running makes me happy. I know that running keeps me sane. I know that watching the sun rise every morning brings a little extra joy to my life. I know that starting the day with running is when God and I sort out all the junk so I can be....me. Knowing all this, does NOT stop The Battle from occurring EVERY morning*.
The alarm goes off and The Battle commences. The Battle is one between my body and my heart. I equate it to the Great Gazoo. Ya know, that annoying little green alien guy that kept pestering Fred Flintstone all the time and called him a big Dumb-Dumb?!?!
Well, here's how it usually goes:
Me: Aw, heck no! Your bed is so warm and comfortable. DON'T move. Hit snooze and go back to sleep, ya nut job!
The Great Gazoo: Getup. Get up. Get up. You know you want to.
Me: Shut up. I want to sleep.
The Great Gazoo: You love to run...remember? Get out of bed. Once you are out there yoooouu'llll like it!
Me: You are going to just keep talking until I get up aren't you? I'm never going to get any sleep am I?
The Great Gazoo: Nope! You might as well give up. Remember what our good buddy Peter Maher always said, "Running is a big question mark that's there each and every day. It asks you, 'Are you going to be a wimp or are you going to be strong today?' Don't be a wimp.
Me: (stretch...lots of loud cracking, snapping, and groaning...step gingerly out of bed) Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.
The Great Gazoo: Wimp.
Me: Shut up.
*I used to be an evening runner, but I switched to mornings for some insane reason...probably the intense heat of the summer in STL. Now I'm just in the habit and I feel compelled to torture myself every morning. Besides, Gazoo and I have a great routine going.
4 comments:
I feel your pain.
I have decided to end the fight.
I run at night.
I'm a pre-dawn runner as well and now I can put a face with the voices in my head! Perfect!
Really, you still have the battle? Once I get into routine it's pretty much up and go. At first it's a PITA though.
LOL, so funny. I wish I could be an AM runner....if I ever set my alarm I always cut it off before it goes off and say "to he$$ wiht it" lol
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